Diamond Jubilee

Cheryl Cole, proved she can neither speak nor sing, and should stick to shampoo adverts.

She was poor, but isn't just called 'Cheryl' now.

Until she meets the next mister wrong.............

The Hobbit.

Cheryl Cole, proved she can neither speak nor sing, and should stick to shampoo adverts.

She was poor, but isn't just called 'Cheryl' now.

Until she meets the next mister wrong.............

The Hobbit.

She could marry you and end up Cheryl Baggins.

Stevie wonder failing to understand what a jubilee is

How do you work that one out? You're not the first to say it. However, he repeatedly sang "diamond jubilee" in his trilogy - 'isn't she lovely' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qz9LyIf5tI" . He sang Happy Birthday, also - as this event coincided with her official Birthday: "The exact date of the celebration today varies from country to country and except by coincidence does not fall on the day of the monarch's actual birthday (that of the present monarch being 21 April. In some cases, it is an official public holiday, sometimes coinciding with the celebration of other events" - in this case the Diamond Jubilee.

Hey, and I don't actually like Stevie Wonder!

But the Jubilee didn't coincide with either her real birthday in April or her official birthday on Jun16th.
Aprt from that I thought Stevie was one of the better acts.

Auntie Ann (71) told us today that she watched the show. Her comments made us smile "about time that Cliff Richard and Paul Mac Cartney gve up singing. Especialy Mac Cartney, he was awful. Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey were wonderful, but why did they get only one song when that Kylie was on for ages... "

" and didn't the Queen look miserable! "

Auntie Ann (71) told us today that she watched the show. Her comments made us smile "about time that Cliff Richard and Paul Mac Cartney gve up singing. Especialy Mac Cartney, he was awful. Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey were wonderful, but why did they get only one song when that Kylie was on for ages... "

" and didn't the Queen look miserable! "

Doesn't she always look miserable?! - She's only truly happy when she's strangling pheasants (or should that be peasants? )

Auntie Ann (71) told us today that she watched the show. Her comments made us smile "about time that Cliff Richard and Paul Mac Cartney gve up singing. Especialy Mac Cartney, he was awful. Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey were wonderful, but why did they get only one song when that Kylie was on for ages... "

" and didn't the Queen look miserable! "

I din't think Macca was too bad, not anywhere near the Level that Cliff dropped to anyway.
Kylie only did a short medley, Tom did at least two full songs and I suspect her less than happy face may have had something to do with her husband having just been admitted to hospital.

The thing that annoyed me about the Jubilee is that whenever I saw Kate Middleton on TV, I thought that the aspect ratio was set wrong.

was Cliff struggling with new teeth?

was Cliff struggling with new teeth?

A new wig possibly? - We musn't laugh.

The thing that annoyed me about the Jubilee is that whenever I saw Kate Middleton on TV, I thought that the aspect ratio was set wrong.

you could have cut glass with certain parts of her anatomy on Saturday!