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The Truculent Jet Stream

Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:23 am

My understanding of The Jet Stream is that it is currently in an unusual position for June/July and that it's position is contributing to our rubbish Summer weather; in principle, I understand how this happens in terms of how it influences the behaviour of Fronts etc, but what no-one can seem to explain is exactly why The JS is in the 'wrong' position just now - any takers for an Idiot's Guide To The Jet Stream? :?

Thank you in anticipation..... ;)

Re: The Truculent Jet Stream

Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:36 am

not quite what you want , but close...


the Complete Idiot's guide

Re: The Truculent Jet Stream

Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:09 pm

Makes you realise how reliant we are in the UK on the jet stream for good weather. - If it moved permanently, we'd be up shit-creek, quite literally.

Re: The Truculent Jet Stream

Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:26 pm

Reminds you of the movie "The Day After Tomorrow" it does. :(

Re: The Truculent Jet Stream

Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:06 pm

was thinking more of

Re: The Truculent Jet Stream

Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:11 am

arcademannequin wrote:Makes you realise how reliant we are in the UK on the jet stream for good weather. - If it moved permanently, we'd be up shit-creek, quite literally.


I wouldn't be suprised if the position of The Jet Stream has been finagled into it's current location by a Govt Conspiracy involving cloud-seeding and Weather Front manipulation etc, their motivation being our preoccupation with the shit weather rather than their shit administration. That said, a friend of mine [honestly, it's a real friend, it's not a "friend"] is convinced that the sonic boom that occured about a month ago was actually a deliberate attempt to make it rain after the early-Spring drought; it did start raining a few hours after the sonic boom so he may have a point :shock:

Re: The Truculent Jet Stream

Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:49 pm

RavenGirl wrote:
arcademannequin wrote:Makes you realise how reliant we are in the UK on the jet stream for good weather. - If it moved permanently, we'd be up shit-creek, quite literally.


I wouldn't be suprised if the position of The Jet Stream has been finagled into it's current location by a Govt Conspiracy involving cloud-seeding and Weather Front manipulation etc, their motivation being our preoccupation with the shit weather rather than their shit administration. That said, a friend of mine [honestly, it's a real friend, it's not a "friend"] is convinced that the sonic boom that occured about a month ago was actually a deliberate attempt to make it rain after the early-Spring drought; it did start raining a few hours after the sonic boom so he may have a point :shock:


What sonic boom?! :? - First I've heard.

Re: The Truculent Jet Stream

Wed Jul 04, 2012 1:55 pm

arcademannequin wrote:
RavenGirl wrote:
arcademannequin wrote:Makes you realise how reliant we are in the UK on the jet stream for good weather. - If it moved permanently, we'd be up shit-creek, quite literally.


I wouldn't be suprised if the position of The Jet Stream has been finagled into it's current location by a Govt Conspiracy involving cloud-seeding and Weather Front manipulation etc, their motivation being our preoccupation with the shit weather rather than their shit administration. That said, a friend of mine [honestly, it's a real friend, it's not a "friend"] is convinced that the sonic boom that occured about a month ago was actually a deliberate attempt to make it rain after the early-Spring drought; it did start raining a few hours after the sonic boom so he may have a point :shock:


What sonic boom?! :? - First I've heard.


Joe Public panic.. sonic boom hysteria

sadly there is no connection that sonic booms cause any form of precipitation, except a downfall of complaints and a torrent of insurance claims.. And the current evidence on cloud seeding experiments have proven that 50% of the time it doesn't work, and on the occassions when it did work, it probably woukd have rained anyway.


The current shift in the jet stream is more attributable to the solar activity, and magnetic impulses thereof, earlier this year which gave the North of England the unexpected views of the Aurora Borealis..

Amazing how the "government" one way or another ends up with the blame for the weather!

Re: The Truculent Jet Stream

Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:54 pm

.....The government are responsible for everything, including the alignment of the planets, Big Bang debris and the gravitational forces of Jupiter.

Re: The Truculent Jet Stream

Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:14 pm

arcademannequin wrote:.....The government are responsible for everything, including the alignment of the planets, Big Bang debris and the gravitational forces of Jupiter.


dont be daft.. Thats John Terry....
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