Three word story

Seeing as we're amid the mind-blowing success of the Never-ending song thread... Here's a new one for y'all!

The game is simple. You make up a story using only three words which follow on from the previous post. For example:
1st Post

A man walks...

2nd Post

Through a window...

3rd Post

and trips over...

4th post

an amorous hedgehog...

5th post

who partied all...

... AND SO FORTH!

Anyway, I'll get the ball rolling and start it vaguely on topic :

Fish went to

Leaminton Spa and

saw he needed

a great big

song and dance

at the Sausage

and onion hoopla

with floating penguins

stuffed with hot

water bottle covers