The Fish Pun Thread

This is only a bit of fun and I hope no-one tips the scales of reason by being offended...but just thought it might be a laugh to open up a place where the odd fish-related pun can be placed. Apologies if this has been done b4. It just occurred to me when I though about being gutted at not being able to go to the fish convention!

Also, I was wondering since he just got married does that make his bride a fishwife?

If this annoys you...Remember Monty Python's philosophy...and anyway it's not serious and I'm only codding around...

I moved this thread to the free fire zone.. It was mis plaice d in the Fish Discussion Zone, where we keep things more serious...

@ Bob: Groan! What a load of pollacks! We can't hake you anywhere for cod's sake!

Katie a "fishwife"? Well, as long as she's wearing herring.....

Sorry db for not posting in the correct place...holy mackerel I'm relatively new to this...hal-i-but known the regulations I would've pike-d the right thread...salmon medication for a cold at the moment, that might explain the error!!

as long as she's wearing herring.....

Excellent 10/10

best pun so far eel run away with the title if we're not careful...

I can provide you with piscine puns seven dace a week!!

...salmon medication for a cold at the moment...

Jesus.

On a scale of 1-10 we think Fish is a 10
But it's a fishy subject and some people may think this post is a load of codswallop in which case you could sing another tune like the tuna 'Fugazi' instead.

Like the NOTW article, pollocks come to mind

Some of this gets right into your sole - so let's mussel up for goodness hake