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Limericks!

Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:04 pm

hello everyone. having partisipated in the 3 word never ending story, it seems to be loosing its oomph so i thot, why not start something else!! LIMMERICKS!!!! . THE USUAL 5 LINES, RHYMING IF POSS. was thinking along these lines
There was a young man from Haddington.... but not sure if that works! or
There was a young man fron Dalkieth..... same thing there!! so
There was a young man who wrote songs........ OR
There was a young man called BOB..... Any takers????? :D :D

Re: The next BIG thing!!!??????????

Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:02 pm

OK, let's see how it goes - one line each?

Using Alan's opening:

There was a young man who wrote songs
Whilst wearing incredible thongs....

Re: The next BIG thing!!!??????????

Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:00 am

they were pulled so tight

Re: The next BIG thing!!!??????????

Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:56 am

There was a young man who wrote songs
Whilst wearing incredible thongs
They were pulled so tight
His b@ll@cks turned white

Re: The next BIG thing!!!??????????

Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:11 am

and his cries of pain rivalled King Kong's!! :D

Re: The next BIG thing!!!??????????

Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:23 am

Good one Geoff :lol:
And there we have the first official Fish forum limerick:

There was a young man who wrote songs
Whilst wearing incredible thongs
They were pulled so tight
His b@ll@cks turned white
And his cries of pain rivalled King Kong's!!

Re: The next BIG thing!!!??????????

Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:55 am

Not bad! Maybe this "composition by committee" idea has some potential!
:)
Shall we start the next one off?

In Haddington Tescos one day....

Re: The next BIG thing!!!??????????

Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:50 am

In Haddington Tescos one day
Fish was looking for Special K

Re: The next BIG thing!!!??????????

Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:37 pm

In Haddington Tescos one day
Fish was looking for Special K
He took a spoon from his sporran

Re: The next BIG thing!!!??????????

Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:19 pm

Teddynonose wrote:In Haddington Tescos one day
Fish was looking for Special K
He took a spoon from his sporran


What the heck rhymes with sporran?!?! :? :search:
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