Limericks!

hello everyone. having partisipated in the 3 word never ending story, it seems to be loosing its oomph so i thot, why not start something else!! LIMMERICKS!!!! . THE USUAL 5 LINES, RHYMING IF POSS. was thinking along these lines
There was a young man from Haddington.... but not sure if that works! or
There was a young man fron Dalkieth..... same thing there!! so
There was a young man who wrote songs........ OR
There was a young man called BOB..... Any takers?????

On returning from warm foreign climes
After she crossed several zonetimes

On returning from warm foreign climes
After she crossed several zonetimes
Switched on her PC

On returning from warm foreign climes
After she crossed several zonetimes
Switched on her PC

And what should she see....

A Screen full of chocolate limes

On returning from warm foreign climes
After she crossed several zonetimes
Switched on her PC
And what should she see
A Screen full of chocolate limes

Excellent! We're back on form folks!

Next?

I dont think PF has ever had her own limerick


A young German Fraulein named Fraggle

Who walked like a duck with a waggle

With toes pointing in

while living in sin

With a Morrocan who knew how to haggle!