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Limericks!

Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:04 pm

hello everyone. having partisipated in the 3 word never ending story, it seems to be loosing its oomph so i thot, why not start something else!! LIMMERICKS!!!! . THE USUAL 5 LINES, RHYMING IF POSS. was thinking along these lines
There was a young man from Haddington.... but not sure if that works! or
There was a young man fron Dalkieth..... same thing there!! so
There was a young man who wrote songs........ OR
There was a young man called BOB..... Any takers????? :D :D

Re: Limericks!

Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:06 pm

arcademannequin wrote:These are brilliant! :lol: :lol: - This thread really cheers me up after work! :D :lol:


Must be hard work being a Warrington Tart :lol:

Re: Limericks!

Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:31 pm

Teddynonose wrote:
arcademannequin wrote:These are brilliant! :lol: :lol: - This thread really cheers me up after work! :D :lol:


Must be hard work being a Warrington Tart :lol:


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Re: Limericks!

Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:20 am

arcademannequin wrote:
Teddynonose wrote:
arcademannequin wrote:These are brilliant! :lol: :lol: - This thread really cheers me up after work! :D :lol:


Must be hard work being a Warrington Tart :lol:


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You should use that as your avatar :D

Re: Limericks!

Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:21 am

A mountain bike rider called Chris

Re: Limericks!

Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:41 am

A mountain bike rider called Chris
When out cycling had a near miss

Re: Limericks!

Sat Aug 18, 2012 7:00 am

A mountain bike rider called Chris
When out cycling had a near miss
Just outside Yarmouth

Re: Limericks!

Sat Aug 18, 2012 7:05 am

A mountain bike rider called Chris
When out cycling had a near miss
Just outside Yarmouth
On his way down south

Re: Limericks!

Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:20 pm

mwelljester wrote:A mountain bike rider called Chris
When out cycling had a near miss
Just outside Yarmouth
On his way down south


God guys, this one's bloody awful! :o :? :oops: - We need a killer last line to redeem ourselves. :?

Re: Limericks!

Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:11 pm

A mountain bike rider called Chris
When out cycling had a near miss
Just outside Yarmouth
On his way down south
Got caught short and followed through with a S**T and a P**S

The "yarmouth" post just made things a little difficult :?

Best i could come up with :)

Re: Limericks!

Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:14 pm

An alternative ending incorporating more East Anglian geography and back to the original subject of cycling ;)
I hope Chris approves of the new ending :?

A mountain bike rider called Chris
When out cycling had a near miss
Just outside Yarmouth
On his way down south
He got a puncture in Diss
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