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Limericks!

Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:04 pm

hello everyone. having partisipated in the 3 word never ending story, it seems to be loosing its oomph so i thot, why not start something else!! LIMMERICKS!!!! . THE USUAL 5 LINES, RHYMING IF POSS. was thinking along these lines
There was a young man from Haddington.... but not sure if that works! or
There was a young man fron Dalkieth..... same thing there!! so
There was a young man who wrote songs........ OR
There was a young man called BOB..... Any takers????? :D :D

Re: Limericks!

Sun Aug 19, 2012 6:26 am

mwelljester wrote:A mountain bike rider called Chris
When out cycling had a near miss
Just outside Yarmouth
On his way down south
Got caught short and followed through with a S**T and a P**S

The "yarmouth" post just made things a little difficult :?

Best i could come up with :)


No Offence meant Chris! Just a lighthearted jibe, Appologies if i upset you! :sorry:

Re: Limericks!

Sun Oct 07, 2012 11:31 am

A bowl he tried borrowin'

Re: Limericks!

Mon Oct 08, 2012 12:33 pm

torch_light wrote:A bowl he tried borrowin'

:? :looney: :fool: :search: :scratch_head:

Re: Limericks!

Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:41 pm

Some kind of delay there me thinks!

Re: Limericks!

Mon Oct 08, 2012 11:42 pm

permission to start another one if i may .

on my i pod i played field of crows .

Re: Limericks!

Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:57 am

freakirl wrote:on my i pod i played field of crows .


Why i chose that one, nobody knows

Re: Limericks!

Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:35 pm

On my i pod i played field of crows.
Why i chose that one, nobody knows.


When it got to the part

Re: Limericks!

Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:37 pm

On my i pod i played field of crows.
Why i chose that one, nobody knows.
When it got to the part
With all the Numbers, One Two Three

Re: Limericks!

Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:46 pm

torch_light wrote:On my i pod i played field of crows.
Why i chose that one, nobody knows.
When it got to the part
With all the Numbers, One Two Three


The fourth line has to rhyme with the third line in a Limerick Torchy. ;)

Re: Limericks!

Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:01 pm

I am equally cr*p at this, I bow out with what little dignity I have left and leave it to the experts.
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