Also, I was wondering since he just got married does that make his bride a fishwife?
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The Fish Pun Thread
by madmanmoon on Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:45 pm
This is only a bit of fun and I hope no-one tips the scales of reason by being offended...but just thought it might be a laugh to open up a place where the odd fish-related pun can be placed. Apologies if this has been done b4. It just occurred to me when I though about being gutted at not being able to go to the fish convention!
Also, I was wondering since he just got married does that make his bride a fishwife?
If this annoys you...Remember Monty Python's philosophy...and anyway it's not serious and I'm only codding around...
Also, I was wondering since he just got married does that make his bride a fishwife?
If this annoys you...Remember Monty Python's philosophy...and anyway it's not serious and I'm only codding around...
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Re: The Fish Pun Thread
by docbob on Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:07 pm
I moved this thread to the free fire zone.. It was mis plaice d in the Fish Discussion Zone, where we keep things more serious...
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Re: The Fish Pun Thread
by Conan on Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:15 pm
@ Bob: Groan! What a load of pollacks! We can't hake you anywhere for cod's sake!
Katie a "fishwife"? Well, as long as she's wearing herring.....
Katie a "fishwife"? Well, as long as she's wearing herring.....
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Re: The Fish Pun Thread
by madmanmoon on Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:27 pm
Sorry db for not posting in the correct place...holy mackerel I'm relatively new to this...hal-i-but known the regulations I would've pike-d the right thread...salmon medication for a cold at the moment, that might explain the error!!
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Re: The Fish Pun Thread
by madmanmoon on Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:29 pm
Conan wrote:as long as she's wearing herring.....
Excellent 10/10
best pun so far eel run away with the title if we're not careful...
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Re: The Fish Pun Thread
by Conan on Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:31 pm
I can provide you with piscine puns seven dace a week!! 
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Re: The Fish Pun Thread
by Conan on Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:34 pm
madmanmoon wrote:...salmon medication for a cold at the moment...
Jesus.
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Re: The Fish Pun Thread
by dazed on Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:53 pm
On a scale of 1-10 we think Fish is a 10 
But it's a fishy subject and some people may think this post is a load of codswallop in which case you could sing another tune like the tuna 'Fugazi' instead.
But it's a fishy subject and some people may think this post is a load of codswallop in which case you could sing another tune like the tuna 'Fugazi' instead.
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Re: The Fish Pun Thread
by mar on Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:14 pm
Like the NOTW article, pollocks come to mind
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Re: The Fish Pun Thread
by Rich1 on Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:52 pm
Some of this gets right into your sole - so let's mussel up for goodness hake
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