The Fish Pun Thread

[Rich1]

Just heard that the entire back catalog of Marillion will be sold on ebay for sick squid.

Is there some porpoise for posting that?

[docbob]

nah I was just feeling a bit crabby..

[Rich1]

Ok...... but just know your plaice....

[docbob]

I nearly pulled a mussel at that posting..

[Rich1]

Don't be ruddiculous

[Conan]

Just heard that the entire back catalog of Marillion will be sold on ebay for sick squid.

Is there some porpoise for posting that?

Disqualification!!! Porpoise is a mammal innit?!?

Write out 1000 times "I must restrict my low-quality puns to the subject under consideration". Do you have your own paper Rich? If not, I'm sure I have a Bream or two hanging about here...

Write them sideways if you like.... then you could call them "lateral lines"...

[Rich1]

Ok, enough - we should fin-ish this thread this minnow, sorry minute

[docbob]

Ok, enough - we should fin-ish this thread this minnow, sorry minute

Listen FLATHEAD, don't take that attitude or I'll give you a GOLDENSHINER... HALUBUT a minute, it would be a good idea, it would mean i have time to go practice my BANGO and DRUM, and go for a walk to the the Tally ho, give MOLLY the barmaid the GOLDENEYE and pull her HAIRTAIL . In the BARRACUDA order a drink, and sit outside with my mate MADTOM and take the mickey out of his MULLET. We can PeRCH outside on the garden TRENCH in the RAYS and GULPER drinks down, and smoke a HAMLET or roll up a LOACH. The I could go to the sports ground and practice my JAVELIN.

[Rich1]

Ok you win
Isn't goldeneye a kind of duck?

[Conan]

Hmmm. Despite being a marine biologist and someone who has had an interest in fish (with a small f) for decades, there are several in Bob's list that I have never heard of! Regional colloquial names perhaps... but "hamlet"?!