There was a young man from Haddington.... but not sure if that works! or
There was a young man fron Dalkieth..... same thing there!! so
There was a young man who wrote songs........ OR
There was a young man called BOB..... Any takers?????
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by alansteel on Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:04 pm
hello everyone. having partisipated in the 3 word never ending story, it seems to be loosing its oomph so i thot, why not start something else!! LIMMERICKS!!!! . THE USUAL 5 LINES, RHYMING IF POSS. was thinking along these lines
There was a young man from Haddington.... but not sure if that works! or
There was a young man fron Dalkieth..... same thing there!! so
There was a young man who wrote songs........ OR
There was a young man called BOB..... Any takers?????
There was a young man from Haddington.... but not sure if that works! or
There was a young man fron Dalkieth..... same thing there!! so
There was a young man who wrote songs........ OR
There was a young man called BOB..... Any takers?????
i am, im me. i WILL, youl see
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Re: Limericks!
by arcademannequin on Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:36 pm
Hands down, the best one yet!! 
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Re: Limericks!
by Teddynonose on Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:27 pm
arcademannequin wrote:Hands down, the best one yet!!
Very good.
We must have enough to publish a book by now
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Re: Limericks!
by arcademannequin on Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:32 pm
It's about time this thread was resurrected, as a completed limerick always makes me titter.
First up.......
A Motherwell jester named Rab
First up.......
A Motherwell jester named Rab
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Re: Limericks!
by arcademannequin on Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:38 pm
Can I just say, as an aside, that I dare anyone to read through this thread and not laugh! It's bloody brilliant!
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Re: Limericks!
by Teddynonose on Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:14 pm
A Motherwell jester named Rab
Spent his life trying to fight the flab
Spent his life trying to fight the flab
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Re: Limericks!
by Marina on Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:38 am
Conan wrote:On returning from warm foreign climes
After she crossed several zonetimes
Switched on her PC
And what should she see
A Screen full of chocolate limes
Excellent! We're back on form folks!
Next?
Brilliant!
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Re: Limericks!
by Marina on Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:48 am
A Motherwell jester named Rab
Spent his life trying to fight the flab
He would walk for a mile
Spent his life trying to fight the flab
He would walk for a mile
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Re: Limericks!
by Teddynonose on Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:10 am
A Motherwell jester named Rab
Spent his life trying to fight the flab
He would walk for a mile
Like an Internal Exile
Spent his life trying to fight the flab
He would walk for a mile
Like an Internal Exile
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Re: Limericks!
by Teddynonose on Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:21 pm
arcademannequin wrote:Can I just say, as an aside, that I dare anyone to read through this thread and not laugh! It's bloody brilliant!
Just made me laugh reading everything again
A warning to anyone on the forum who hasn't been the subject of a limerick ...yet !
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Re: Limericks!
by arcademannequin on Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:43 pm
A Motherwell jester named Rab
Spent his life trying to fight the flab
He would walk for a mile
Like an Internal Exile
Then end up taking a cab
Spent his life trying to fight the flab
He would walk for a mile
Like an Internal Exile
Then end up taking a cab
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